Jan said that she saw a grey hair on my head the other day. This doesn’t bother me (though I think Jan would love for me to someday catch up to her in the White Hair Department). On the contrary: I have been waiting for almost a decade for this to happen. My dad told me that he started going grey when he was 19 – before he started shaving! And now he’s got this great head of silver-white hair. A thing of beauty. But unfortunately, the theory of male-pattern baldness has dictated that I follow in my maternal grandfather’s footsteps. You remember my grandfather, don’t you? “Granpa the pilot”? The cue ball? Well thanks, grandpa!