Here is the menu that Sebastian can expect to enjoy for the foreseeable future:
Amoxicillin – for a particularly pusy throat infection
Ibuprofen – for the miserable fever that accompanies the aforementioned infection
Ferrous Sulfate – for a mysteriously low iron count, and possibly the reason for his chronic loose stools
Tobramycin drops – for a sticky case of conjunctivitis
Mebendazole – for a cheerful case of pinworms
It was very thoughtful of Sebastian to only contract the most contagious diseases possible. Thanks, Sebastian.
Poor little guy. I’m happy to report that he’s feeling much better today than he was two days ago when we brought him to the doctor and he was shivering uncontrollably from his impressive fever. He still suffers from the occasional coughing fit and he won’t/can’t sleep or eat with any regularity, but he’s definitely on the mend. We thank you for your prayers.
By the way, the Bubons is just a funny way of saying he has the Bubonic Plague. It’s hyperbole. Thanks, John Stewart!
