Jan and I were quietly lounging on the couch tonight after just having watched an episode of Flight of the Conchords when Jan turned to me and said:

“As I was walking home tonight, I saw this guy wearing headphones while I was crossing the street. He was like 30 or 40. I don’t really know. He wasn’t really big though. Anyway, it was like 10 o’clock at night and there was nobody else on the street. While he was walking I heard him make this really big fart. It was really long and loud. I mean loud. I was stunned. And then he did another one! I turned around to see if he was really wearing headphones and he was. He didn’t even know he had farted!”

Then she made a sandwich and went to sleep.